“healthy” smoothie review: saw this in the café, thought YAY SMOOTHIE!!! and also YAY MANGO!!! had a sip. am disappoint. it doesn’t taste like mango. i don’t think it has even SEEN a mango on television. it doesn’t taste like banana either. it tastes like too-diluted cheap orange juice mixed with old toothpaste. fail. in conclusion, “healthy” smoothies can go Bugger Themselves.
(also, how is a normal, fruity DELICIOUS smoothie not healthy? it’s just fruit, battered and assaulted! how is that not healthy? i am Indignant on behalf of Smoothies Everywhere! and also Outraged. #firstworldproblems)