eggsi imagine if someone had been actively watching, it would have looked a lot like a scene from a classic whodunnit. fade in. a book shop girl in a floral dress and an oversized knitted cardigan stands balancing precariously on a stool to reach for something on the very highest shelf. zoom in on the wooden sign at the top. (pretend it says something more appropriately ominous than gift wrap.) zoom in even further – you can see that the screws that are supposed to hold the heavy thing in place are mysteriously missing! uh-oh. the girl is oblivious, j-u-u-u-u-st reaching what she’s after…

…and the sign gives way and falls. inexorably landing on her head, of course. fade out, and cut.

(yes, it hurt quite a bit. thank you for enquiring.)