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disappoint, fail, first world problems, mango, outrage, review, smoothie
“healthy” smoothie review: saw this in the café, thought YAY SMOOTHIE!!! and also YAY MANGO!!! had a sip. am disappoint. it doesn’t taste like mango. i don’t think it has even SEEN a mango on television. it doesn’t taste like banana either. it tastes like too-diluted cheap orange juice mixed with old toothpaste. fail. in conclusion, “healthy” smoothies can go Bugger Themselves.
(also, how is a normal, fruity DELICIOUS smoothie not healthy? it’s just fruit, battered and assaulted! how is that not healthy? i am Indignant on behalf of Smoothies Everywhere! and also Outraged. #firstworldproblems)
It is an outrage. Ulrika should be banished.
indeed! to an island with Nothing But Bread on it!
Or just an endless supply of her own smoothies.
but she probably LIKES them, or she wouldn’t put her name on it. bread, however, is anathema. she’s part of the lchf-cult.
Indeed. Why not just blend up some frozen strawberries and bananas with some juice? Tasty goodness!
Ha ha. Awesome review.
thank you!